No we are not at the Coach store... we can almost be a Coach store though?!@?
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Monday, December 17, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
I'm married now!
Monday, November 26, 2007
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Monday, November 05, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
I killed A TOAD
I killed a toad mowing the lawn. As you guys know, we have 9000 sq of lawn to mow. And...there are weed patches here and there...well it was hiding in one of the weed patches. I ran it over with the lawn mower. It was really big so when it came out...all bloody and stuff...I thought it was a BIRD. I stopped mowing. I ran up to Cary and Sunny and they were like "...WHAT??" I WAS LIKE..."WAHHH, I killed something." The three of us went to examine the carcass...it was a big TOAD. Poor nasty Toad.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
MONOPOLY
If you grew up with me, you'd know that my fav game is MONOPOLY, AND I always have to be the banker. I always have my calculator out for calculating interest....and I ALWAYS HAVE TO WIN!
So...there we were having lunch at McDonald's today AND we WON $50.00 arch card (gift certificate) from the McDonald's Monopoly Game!
YE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So...there we were having lunch at McDonald's today AND we WON $50.00 arch card (gift certificate) from the McDonald's Monopoly Game!
YE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
One Fine Saturday Afternoon...
Jason and Ken came down to visit this weekend. We always eat at El Patio. This Sunday was not unlike the others..... Until we started talking about mixed people. Then I had to share some insight..."Zac Morris from Save by the Bell is mixed with Dutch and Indonesian!"
Jason: You are so stupid. He has blonde hair and blue eyes. He got all recessive traits...I don't think so.
Helen: He could have dyed his hair and put on blue contacts. DUH
Ken: WHATEVER, even if the website says Indonesian, we have to look up whether it's "Indonesian Dutch...like u know when the Dutch ppl took over Indonesia.."
Helen: Hey guys, why all the hating? (calm and collected) I saw it on www.mixedfolks.com
Ken: Let's look it up when we get back to ur place.
Helen: Fine, but lets call Katherine. She's mixed, surely she can tell who is mixed and who isn't. Plus she found the website.
Katherine: OF COURSE He's MIXED!
Of course, we look up www.mixedfolks.com to find that ZAC Morris, IS MIXED! Boo YAH.
Productive Afternoon.
Jason: You are so stupid. He has blonde hair and blue eyes. He got all recessive traits...I don't think so.
Helen: He could have dyed his hair and put on blue contacts. DUH
Ken: WHATEVER, even if the website says Indonesian, we have to look up whether it's "Indonesian Dutch...like u know when the Dutch ppl took over Indonesia.."
Helen: Hey guys, why all the hating? (calm and collected) I saw it on www.mixedfolks.com
Ken: Let's look it up when we get back to ur place.
Helen: Fine, but lets call Katherine. She's mixed, surely she can tell who is mixed and who isn't. Plus she found the website.
Katherine: OF COURSE He's MIXED!
Of course, we look up www.mixedfolks.com to find that ZAC Morris, IS MIXED! Boo YAH.
Productive Afternoon.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
God is punishing me for not liking KIDS.
The kid that I had to tutor...started to run into my wall in the dinning room after class... The first thing I thought of was "there better not be a scratch on my wall..." all the whinning..."I want to go home. What time is it?" oh I had a lot of answers for those questions...none of them nice.
Pat on the back to all you teachers out there. I wanted to slam my face into my dinning table after 1 hr with a kid.
Pat on the back to all you teachers out there. I wanted to slam my face into my dinning table after 1 hr with a kid.
Monday, August 20, 2007
summer training msg 2
When the Triune God becomes our experience and enjoyment, He is not only the One on the throne who is universally vast, but He is also the One in our heart --
summer training msg 2
summer training msg 2
Monday, July 30, 2007
Female Hormones in Beer
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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