Monday, July 30, 2007

Female Hormones in Beer

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Response to Cary

This would be Larry's response to Carry's complaint!

"All them floods have messed up my fishing!"

Our Belief Constitutes our Living

A wise brother once told me "Our belief constitutes our living."

1 Thes. 5:16-18
Always rejoice, unceasingly pray, in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Catch and Release

I have been watching "Catch and Release" EVERYDAY, once a DAY. Reminds of me the time Cary brought over "Nacho Libre" and I watched that everday (sometimes twice a day) for a week.

Good thing there is a "Love Feast" tonight at the Liaou's! Welcome visiting brothers and sisters from Houston!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Dreaming of MANGO ICE um.........

I've been craving mango ice from Juice Box...for a long time. We don't have that sort of luxury in PL.

So, after dinner on Saturday we decided to go get some MANGO ICE. Of course, I forget my LACTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MANGO ICE CREAM :(

Boo

Thursday, July 19, 2007

CHARLES

I re-read my email to charles today and decided that I'm really mean to him. BUT YOU DESERVE IT CHARLES!

EMAIL:
CHARLES,

u nasty. u left the shoes u had on when we went offshore fishing in the back of our car with your nasty socks. last night we went Grocery shopping and sunny accidentally touched ur wet, smelly socks and i had to carry the food cause his hands stunk so much.

u r no.1 nasty is what you are.
u stink more than a ran over coon on the side of the road ?? Where did I come up with this??
next time i see you i'm going to slap you upside ur head

oh and go read my blog...and look at vanhdy's pic HAHA he's a clapper.

VD CLAPS

(Taken down per request...)


VD, I told you so! Told you..you clap when you laugh.

Offshore Fishing

So, last weekend we plunged into the unknown by enlisting on Cary's Offshore Fishing trip. The trip going out was 1 hr offshore into no man's water. The ride there was SUPER Fun almost like a roller coaster ride. Then we stopped moving forward and just started swaying side to side. 5 min after we started swaying and drifting Charles started hanging off the side of the boat. His butt up in the air. I started feeling queezy...and Jenny didn't look too good either. Jenny sat near Charles...and I am pretty sure Charles made her puke first. Then I found myself hanging off the side gagging. The next few sentences are only for those with strong stomach. If you have a weak stomach, please skip the next few sentences. One of my friends at work told me that if you get seasick, "swallow what comes up and you'll be fine. It's an old navy trick" That is what I did. Did I puke for the entire trip. ABSOLUTELY NOT. Still I felt bad after all the gagging and seeing Jenny throw up repeatedly and ... fish guts flung off the boat... So, I did what I usually do when I feel bad...I went to sleep. As I was concentration on sleeping, I hear Vanhdy laughing AT ME. HOW CRUEL IS THAT?? He was laughing at me and Jenny because we were SEASICK along with half of the boat by this time. YOU KNOW WHAT! An hour later, he started throwing up like crazy. I mean puke out the nose and stuff. IT WAS GREAT. THAT's WHAT YOU GET VANHDY. MWHAHAHAHAHA.

As I was gagging and ... leaning off the side...I was thinking 1. "I want to jump." 2. "I want to kill Vanhdy." 3. "I really need to appreciate fishermen ... more." 4. "Damn Vanhdy stank up the bathroom with his puking for the rest of the boat" -- I had to hold off going to the bathroom for like 5 hrs. Vanhdy = Nasty

Congrats to Ben and Sunny for catching big FISH. :)

Thursday, July 05, 2007